If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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