Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
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