whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Randomize
