My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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