When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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