i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
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