is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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