She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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