For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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