There was a lot of him and a little penis
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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