I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Actions speak louder than pants.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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