i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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