redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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