so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Is Oprah even human
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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