Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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