I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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