They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
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