Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
You took a bar mat shot.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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