i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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