Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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