i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
