Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
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