were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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