Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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