my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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