i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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