I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
its not stalking. its research.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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