try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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