Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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