I heard we made out
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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