so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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