): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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