In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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