in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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