Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
smell my finger.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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