I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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