I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
You pole danced in your parka.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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