Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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