if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
soo... how was my night?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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