Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
tell me about the eggs
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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