so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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