yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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