Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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