Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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