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Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)

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(281): View more from Texas

Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.

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(916): View more from California

She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.

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woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.

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I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins

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Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch

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