roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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