now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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