belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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