I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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