I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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