You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
You can't special order awesome
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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