bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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