"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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