I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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