I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I can't turn off my feet"
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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