did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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