We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
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