it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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